Warning: These pick up lines are downright dirty, ridiculously offensive, and hilariously over the top.
They’re not for polite company — but if you’re looking for jaw dropping, boundary pushing, adult only rizz, you’ve come to the wrongest place ever. Proceed with caution — and maybe a cold shower. 😈💦
🔥 Dirty Offensive Pick Up Lines for Him
- 😈 Are you Wi Fi? Because I’m about to connect in ways you won’t forget
- 🍑 If kisses were sins, let’s start a whole religion tonight
- 🔥 Are you a heatwave? Because you’re making me sweat everywhere
- 🛏 Wanna skip small talk and go straight to your favorite pillow?
- 🍭 You look like a snack, and I’m starving
- 💋 I’m not Netflix, but you can chill with me all night
- 🖐 Forget handshakes—how about my hands all over you?
- 🚀 You’ve got that face that says blast off and I’m ready for the ride
- 💣 Are you dynamite? Because you’re about to blow my mind (and more)
- 🍌 That smile… makes me want to peel layers tonight
- 🕶 You so fine, even angels got jealous and switched sides
- 🏋 Wanna work out? I’ve got plenty of positions in mind
- 🔥 You’re too hot—forget the AC, let’s make it hotter
- 🍷 Are you wine? Because I want you bottled, poured, and all over me
- 🚨 Warning: Talking to you might lead to losing all my clothes
😇 Clean Dirty Pick Up Lines
- 🍫 Are you chocolate? Because I want you in my hands and on my lips
- 🌶 If hotness was spice, you’d be my whole pantry
- 🛁 Wanna help me save water? Let’s shower together
- 🍓 Are you strawberries? Because I want to taste every bit of you
- 🕊 I’m no angel, but I’ll make you feel like heaven tonight
- 🔐 You’ve unlocked the wrong heart, now I’m yours forever
- 🛌 Are you tired? Because you’ve been running through my imagination… straight into my bed
- ☕ You’re hotter than my coffee, and that’s saying a lot
- 🍯 If sweet was a crime, you’d be serving life
- 🎨 Wanna paint? Let’s start with each other’s bodies
- 🔥 You’re so hot, even my phone overheated texting you
- 🍋 Life gave me lemons… but I’d rather have you squeeze me
- 🎵 If passion had a soundtrack, you’d be the number one hit
- 🏠 My bed misses you—it’s asking for your company tonight
- 🕰 I don’t need a clock—time stops when you’re near me
😏 Clean Dirty Pick Up Lines to Say to Guys
- 🥂 Are you champagne? Because you’re making me bubbly inside
- 🌪 You’re a storm—and I’m ready to get blown away
- 🎮 Are you a game? Because I want to play with you all night
- 🔑 Can you help me? I lost my keys… to your heart
- 🥵 You’re making me sweat, and I’m not even at the gym
- 🌶 Are you chili? Because you’re spicing up my whole life
- 🎢 You must be a rollercoaster—because you’ve got me going up and down
- 🚿 Wanna get clean together? I promise it won’t stay clean for long
- 🍎 You look so good, you could tempt Eve all over again
- 💡 If you were a lightbulb, you’d be glowing in my bedroom
- 🍯 Honey, you’re so sweet, I’d put you on my pancakes
- 🔥 You’re hotter than the summer, and I want to dive in
- 🛏 Do you like beds? Because mine is asking about you
- 🖐 I’d hold your hand… and never let it stop traveling
- 🍫 If you were chocolate, I’d never stop unwrapping you
👀 Dirty Pick Up Lines About Eyes
- 👁 Your eyes aren’t just windows to your soul—they’re the doors to my bad thoughts
- 🔥 Every time you look at me, I feel my clothes get lighter
- 🌌 Your eyes have galaxies—and I’m ready to explore all night
- 🪞 When I look in your eyes, I see myself… on top of you
- 💫 If stares could undress, I’d be naked by now
- 🌊 Those eyes are waves—and I’m drowning in your deep end
- 🖤 Your gaze is so strong, it tied me up without ropes
- 🔍 I’m lost in your eyes… and I don’t want a way out
- 🕶 Are your eyes sunglasses? Because they make me want to strip under the sun
- 🔥 One look from you and I’m hotter than a bonfire
- 🪄 Those eyes have magic—I’m under every spell you cast
- 👓 I don’t need glasses—I see everything I want in you
- 💎 Your eyes shine brighter than diamonds… and I’d pay anything to own that sparkle
- 🖤 Looking into your eyes feels like sinning—and I love it
- 👁🗨 You’ve got the kind of eyes that make saints misbehave
🎯 Dirty Rizz Lines
- 🔥 You don’t need a map—I’m already lost in you
- 🕶 You’re so smooth, even silk got jealous
- 🍷 Wanna skip dinner and go straight to dessert… me and you
- 🖐 I don’t shake hands—I grab hips
- 🚨 My love language? Physical touch… wanna speak it fluently?
- 🎭 You’ve got that vibe that makes bad decisions feel so right
- 🍑 Forget the chair—sit on my lap, let’s negotiate
- 🎯 You’re the target, and baby, I never miss my shot
- 🍫 You’re so sweet, dentists warn me about you
- 🔥 My name must be Google—because you just found everything you’ve been looking for
- 🎮 You be the joystick, and I’ll handle all the moves
- 🕰 Time stops when I’m with you—wanna make it permanent?
- 🍓 Wanna taste something better than strawberries?
- 💣 You’re the bomb—and I’m ready to explode with you
- 🏆 You’re not a trophy… but I’d still show you off everywhere
Best Dirty Offensive Pick Up Lines 💀🔥
These lines are outrageous, obscene, and borderline illegal in 14 countries:
- Are you a toaster? Because I want to take a bath with you and turn it on.
- You’re like homework — I’ll do you on the kitchen table while the kids are asleep.
- Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got ‘fine’ written all over your face… and it’s pissing me off.
- Let’s play Titanic — you’ll go down, and I’ll never let go.
- You must be a magician, because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears… and so does my shame.
- Are you a raisin? Because I want to pluck you out of my grandma’s pantry and do bad things.
- Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve ever searched for — and it’s mostly filth.
- You must be a drill sergeant, because you’re making my privates stand at attention.
- Are you climate change? Because you’re making everything hot and dangerously unstable.
- Let’s not beat around the bush. Or actually… let’s.
Dirty Offensive Pick Up Lines for Tinder 🧨💋
Swipe right and say these if you’re looking to get unmatched immediately or invited over instantly:
- Are you Wi Fi? Because I’m feeling a strong connection and it’s giving me a signal… down there.
- Are we at IKEA? Because I’m about to screw you on poorly constructed furniture.
- Do you have a mirror in your pants? Because I see myself inside them tonight.
- Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest — and I’m about to default hard.
- You’re so hot, my zipper just filed for divorce.
- Wanna see my resume? It’s just a list of bad decisions.
- Is your body from McDonald’s? Because I’m lovin’ it… and I know it’s bad for me.
- Are you an angel? Because I’m ready to sin like never before.
- Call me Google Translate, because I’m about to miscommunicate everything… in bed.
- Wanna commit a felony together? Just making sure we skip foreplay.
Dirty Offensive Pick Up Lines for Her 🍑💣
Want to impress her with pure, inappropriate audacity? Try these:
- Your body is 90% water and I’m thirsty as hell.
- Are you on the menu? Because I want to order you raw.
- You’re so hot, I’d let you ruin my credit score and call it love.
- I’m not a weatherman, but you can expect 9 inches tonight — give or take 6.
- If beauty were a crime, you’d be doing time… and I’d be your cellmate.
- You must be a haunted house — I’m dying to come inside screaming.
- Let’s play doctor — you’ll be patient, and I’ll be inappropriate.
- Are you Netflix? Because I’d skip the intro and go straight to the climax.
- If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me… repeatedly?
- Wanna make my therapist earn her paycheck?
Dirty Offensive Pick Up Lines for Him 🍆🚫
These are for the ladies or bold souls shooting their shot with zero filter:
- Are you a plumber? Because I need my pipes cleaned.
- Is that a flashlight in your pants or are you just excited to light up my life… and my room?
- You must be a fire alarm, because every time I see you, I want to pull your lever.
- Call me ketchup, baby — because I wanna be all over your meat.
- Are you Wi Fi? Because I’m trying to connect — naked.
- Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your gray sweatpants.
- Are you a mechanic? Because my engine’s overheating.
- Wanna come over and help me rearrange my furniture… with our clothes off?
- If you were a vegetable, you’d be a ‘cucumber’… in my salad.
- Are you laundry? Because I want to do you every Sunday night.
How to Respond to Dirty Offensive Pick Up Lines 💬🤨
If someone drops one of these filthy zingers on you, here’s how you could play it:
- Flirty comeback: Only if you can handle the consequences.
- Sassy rejection: Wow. That’s creative… and blocked.
- Witty burn: Congratulations, that’s the worst thing I’ve ever heard.
- Playful deflect: That’s adorable. I’ll alert the authorities.
- If you’re into it: Keep going. I like where this bad decision is heading.
Final Word: Use With Caution ⚠️💋
These pick up lines are designed for adults with a strong sense of humor and zero shame.
They are not safe for work, weddings, or your grandma’s living room. Use them wisely — and don’t be surprised if you get a slap… or a date. 😈🔥
Chuck believes life is better when it’s pun-derful. With a background in comedy writing, he blends clever humor with everyday situations, making even grocery shopping sound hilarious.