Searching for the funniest Thanksgiving puns to stuff your conversations with laughter? 🦃 Whether you’re crafting witty captions for your turkey feast, writing festive greeting cards, or adding some spice to your family dinner jokes, Thanksgiving puns are the gravy on top!
This ultimate list includes fresh, original, and utterly hilarious lines that go beyond the typical turkey talk.
Perfect for social media, place cards, fall parties, text messages, or even seasonal T shirt designs — these puns are made to make everyone smile. From pumpkin spice humor to cranberry sass and pie themed wordplay, we’ve cooked up content that’s never been seen before online. So grab a plate (and maybe a napkin for your tears of laughter), and let’s gobble up the funniest, punniest content of the season! 🍁🦃🥧
🦃 Thanksgiving Puns One Liners
- I yam what I yam, and that’s full of pie. 🥧
- Stop, drop, and pass the stuffing. 🍽️
- Talk turkey to me, baby. 😏
- Gobble till you wobble! 🦃💃
- Feast mode: activated. 🔥
- I’m all about that baste. 🍗
- Let’s get cranberry sauced. 🍷
- Keep calm and eat on. 🍴
- It’s all gravy, baby. 😎
- Zero plucks given this Thanksgiving. 🐓
- Butterball is my spirit animal. 🧈
- Leftovers are for quitters. ♻️
- This family is un pie lievable. 🤪
- My pants are on strike. 🩳🆘
🦃 Thanksgiving Puns Reddit
- Cran you not? said no Redditor ever. 🍒
- This turkey thread is stuffed with drama. 🧵🦃
- Reddit be like: “Mashed potatoes > politics.” 🥔👊
- Upvote if you’re in a gravy relationship. 🆙❤️
- The stuffing’s moist, unlike your memes. 😅
- AMA: I deep fried a turkey indoors and survived. 🔥🏠
- Gobble goals: upvotes, carbs, and chaos. 📈🍞
- TL;DR – Ate too much. Regret nothing. 💯
- That’s what she cranberry said. 😂
- Pie chart of my emotions = 100% hungry. 📊🥧
- My hot take: Green bean casserole is elite. 🌱🔥
- This turkey had more seasoning than my takes. 🧂💬
- Redditors don’t cry, we just leak gravy. 😭🫙
- Today’s vibes: cran troversial but thankful. 🙌
🦃 Thanksgiving Puns Dirty
⚠️ Warning: These are PG 13 and purely for giggles. Use wisely at the adult table!
- I like my turkey how I like my jokes: saucy. 😏
- Stuff me like that bird, baby. 🦃🔥
- That baste really hit the spot. 🍗😮💨
- Talk gravy to me. 🧈💋
- You tryna butter me up, or what? 😜
- Let’s get basted and feast. 🥴
- Cran my pie hole full, please. 🥧👄
- Dressing optional, but preferred. 🫣
- You bring the rolls, I’ll bring the heat. 🔥🥖
- It ain’t Thanksgiving if it ain’t getting messy. 😏💦
- Turkey’s not the only thing getting stuffed. 😳
- Dessert isn’t the only thing that’s sweet. 🍰😉
- Gobble me gently, tenderly, respectfully. 🫠
- Carve out some time for… you know. 😶🌫️
🦃 Thanksgiving Puns for Cards
- You’re the gravy to my mashed potatoes. 💌
- Have a plucking amazing Thanksgiving! 🐔
- Feast your eyes on this card full of love. 👀💖
- I’m thankful for you, and also… pie. 🥧
- Wishing you a turkey day that doesn’t suck. 🦃🧲
- Sending you pumpkin spiced hugs! 🎃🤗
- Let’s cranberry all the memories. 🍒🧠
- Hope your stuffing is moist and your wine endless. 🍷
- Gravy vibes only this year! ☮️🫙
- So grateful I don’t have to cook for you. 🍽️😂
- Thanksgiving calories don’t count. Neither do regrets. 🫠
- You’re the butter on my bread roll. 🧈🥯
- Thankful, blessed, and heavily dressed (in sweatpants). 👖🙏
- Pie love you so much it’s irrational. 🥧🧠
🦃 Thanksgiving Puns Captions
- Pumpkin spice and everything nice… including this face. 🎃📸
- Caught in a gravy train of emotions. 🚂🫙
- Corny, cozy, and completely carb loaded. 🌽🧣
- Thanksgiving: where fashion meets food coma. 🛋️🍗
- Leg day? More like turkey leg day. 🦵🦃
- Feelin’ extra thankful… and extra full. 😌🍽️
- Trot now, nap later. 🏃💤
- Serving looks and mashed potatoes. 💅🥔
- My love language is cranberry sauce. 💓🍒
- This bird’s got curves. 🍗🔥
- Caution: Contents may be extra cheesy and thankful. 🧀🙏
- Wobble ‘til you gobble. 💃🦃
- Pie, please. It’s Thanksgiving. 🥧🙋
- Giving thanks & giving zero clucks. 🐓😌
🦃 Thanksgiving Puns for Adults
- Unbuttoning pants: The real adult Thanksgiving tradition. 👖🔓
- Gratitude + Pinot Noir = Grown up Thanksgiving. 🍷🧠
- It’s not wine o’clock… it’s brine o’clock. ⏰🦃
- May your turkey be moist and your WiFi strong. 📶
- Being an adult means calculating oven timing like NASA. 🚀🔥
- Who brought politics to the table? Again? 🗳️🙄
- Leftovers are the adult version of a reward system. 🧠🎁
- Hosting Thanksgiving: because you made the mistake of owning a table. 🍽️🏡
- A toast to carbs and coping. 🍞🥂
- Spoons down, drama up. 🥄🎭
- Being thankful for online grocery delivery. 📦🙏
- You know you’re grown when you crave Brussels sprouts. 🥬
- Prepping for the feast like it’s a mission impossible. 🕵️♀️💥
- Naps are scheduled. So are exits. 🛏️🕓
🦃 Thanksgiving Puns for Marketing
- Let us stuff your inbox—with deals! 📧🛍️
- Feast your eyes on these savings! 👀💸
- Don’t get gobbled up by the competition! 🦃🏆
- It’s all gravy—our prices included. 🫙💵
- Drumstick to the plan: Shop early! 🥁🛒
- Our deals are hotter than your grandma’s oven. 🔥👵
- Stuff your cart, not just your turkey. 🛒🦃
- No turkeys here—just top tier offers. 💎
- Make room for seconds… of savings. 🍽️💰
- Get basted in our biggest sale of the year. 🍗🤑
- Our offers? As sweet as pumpkin pie. 🥧🧁
- Serving discounts with a side of gratitude. 🙌🎁
- Satisfy your shopping appetite today! 🛍️🤤
- Better deals than Black Friday? You butter believe it. 🧈💣
🦃 Thanksgiving Puns That Are Gravy ously Funny
- You’re the gravy to my mashed potatoes. 🥔💞
- Let’s get basted. 🍗😆
- Talk turkey to me. 😏
- Feast mode: activated. 🍽️
- Feeling plucky this season. 🦃😉
- Oh my gourd, I’m stuffed. 🎃
- It’s all gravy from here. 🚀
- Thanks a brine! 🧂
- Cran you not? 🍒
- This holiday is poultrified! 🐔
- Turkey trot? More like turkey crawl. 👟
- May your stuffing be tasty and your jokes punny. 😂
- Pumpkin spice and everything punny. 🍂
- Gobble ‘til you wobble. 🦃🚶
🦃 Thanksgiving Puns for Instagram Captions That’ll Stuff Your Feed
- Just here for the pie and puns. 🥧📱
- Serving looks and turkey legs. 🦵📸
- Mashed, smashed, and hashtagged. 💥
- Leftovers are for quitters. 🍗
- Autumn leaves & punny vibes. 🍁✨
- Feast your eyes on this. 👀
- Corny? Absolutely. 🌽
- Pumpkin kisses & harvest wishes. 😘
- Thighs before pies. 🍰
- Thankful, blessed, and well dressed. 👗🧡
- Keep calm and cranberry on. 🧘
- Gourd geous and grateful. 🎃
- No fowl moods allowed. 😤🚫
- Twinning with the turkey. 👯
🦃 Thanksgiving Puns for Greeting Cards That Will Make Them Smile
- You’re the butter on my roll. 🧈
- Let’s give ‘em pumpkin to talk about. 🎃
- Hope your holiday is gobble worthy. 🦃
- Sending you warm wishes and hot gravy. 🔥
- Have a feast tastic Thanksgiving! 🍽️
- Pie love you so much. 🥧❤️
- Stuffed with appreciation. 🧡
- Cranberry thankful for you. 🍒
- I yam what I yam. 🍠
- Falling for you like autumn leaves. 🍂
- Wishbone kisses & cornucopia hugs. 💋
- Don’t turkey out of dessert! 🍮
- Giblets of joy coming your way! 🎁
- Grateful for friends with good taste. 👯
🦃 Thanksgiving Puns for Couples That Are Butter Together
- You had me at gravy. 🧡
- Let’s carve out some time together. 🕒
- We’re stuffing goals. 👫
- You’re my main dish. 🍗
- Love you from my head to my yams. 🍠
- We cran do anything together. 🍒
- Together we’re un brrr lievable (November vibes). 🥶
- I only have pies for you. 🥧😍
- Feastin’ with my favorite side dish — you. 💞
- Our love is un turkey table. 💘
- You butter believe I’m grateful for you. 💌
- You’re the marshmallow on my sweet potato. 🍬
- Let’s baste in this love. 💋
- Falling for you harder than pumpkin spice season. 🍂
🦃 Thanksgiving Puns for Family Dinners That’ll Break the Ice
- Nobody puts gravy in the corner. 💃
- Peas and love, everyone. 🫛
- Who needs drama when you have extra stuffing? 😏
- Mom’s turkey = 10/10 would gobble again. 👩🍳
- Cousin rivalry > cranberry rivalry. 🥊
- Grandma’s rolls roll deep. 🍞
- All in favor of seconds, say ‘Aye’! 🙋
- Snoozing guaranteed after this feast. 😴
- Can’t quit this gravy train. 🚂
- That one uncle who brings TOFURKEY 🙄
- Dinner conversation: 90% puns, 10% politics. 🎙️
- We’re here for the roast, literally. 🔥
- Pass the sass, not just the yams. 🥄
- A roll call of ridiculousness. 📋
🦃 Thanksgiving Puns for Kids That Are Silly and Sweet
- Why did the turkey join a band? It had drumsticks! 🥁
- Let’s give thanks a latte! ☕
- I’m all about that baste. 🎶
- Pie hard, nap harder. 💤
- Don’t be a turkey — be sweet as pie! 😇
- Do I smell pumpkin or just awesomeness? 😋
- Cranberry cute today! 🧸
- Sweet potato, sweet attitude. 🍠
- Gobble gobble, who’s adorable? You! 🐣
- Why did the mashed potatoes blush? They saw the turkey dressing! 👗
- Squash those grumpy vibes. 🎃
- Turkey day = Fun + Food + Farts 💨
- Don’t leaf me hangin’! 🍁
- I yam adorable! 🥰
🦃 Thanksgiving Puns for Friendsgiving Gatherings
- Friends who feast together, yeast together. 🍞
- Gravy squad assemble! 🦸
- We came. We ate. We napped. 😴
- You’re my favorite side dish. 🫶
- Fowl friends forever. 🦃
- Zero turkeys, all legends. 🧡
- Friendsgiving? More like Punsgiving. 😆
- Butter with you than anywhere else. 💖
- Pie squad on point. 🥧
- Rollin’ with my homies. 🍞
- Taters gonna tate. 🥔
- Bring your stretchy pants, not drama. 👖
- Stuffing each other with laughs. 😂
- Eat, drink, and cranberry on. 🍻
🦃 Thanksgiving Puns for Fall Themed DIY Crafts & Decor
- Wreath ‘em and weep (with joy)! 🍂
- Give thanks and puns. 🖼️
- Gather, gobble, glue. ✂️
- Harvesting laughs and glue sticks. 🎨
- Stick a pun on it! 📍
- Paint me like one of your French pumpkins. 🎃
- I’m gourd of this DIY! 🖌️
- Crafting up some corn y magic. 🌽
- Fall ing into creative chaos. 🍁
- Scissor hands meet turkey hands. ✋
- Glue guns and gravy dreams. 🔫
- Color me thankful. 🖍️
- Decor goals: pun overload. 🧡
- Turk elegance on a budget. 💸
🦃 Thanksgiving Puns That Belong on T Shirts and Hoodies
- Feast Mode: ON 🍽️
- Nap Queen, Turkey Machine 👑
- Baste It Like Beckham ⚽
- Gourd Vibes Only 🎃
- Yam Right! 🍠
- Cranberry Extra 😘
- Too Cool for Casserole 😎
- I’m With the Stuffing 👉
- Thigh High on Turkey 🦵
- Pumpkin Spice & Sarcasm 🍂
- It’s the Carbs for Me 🍞
- Full Tank of Thanks ⛽
- Leftover Queen 👑
- 100% Organic Sass 🍃
🦃 Thanksgiving Puns for Thank You Notes & Messages
- Thanks a pumpkin! 🎃
- Couldn’t leaf you out. 🍁
- Grateful beyond gravy. 🙏
- You mashed it — thank you! 🥔
- You’re my stuffing star! 🌟
- Brimming with thanks & butter. 🧈
- Appie tude of gratitude. 🍏
- You cranberry believe I’m thankful! 🍒
- Gobble hearted thanks! 💖
- I yam forever grateful. 🍠
- You’re the pie in my sky. 🥧
- From my head to my dinner roll, thank you! 🙇
- A cornucopia of appreciation. 🌽
- Your kindness is gravy level good. 🧡
🦃 Thanksgiving Puns for Fall Marketing Campaigns
- Your inbox just got a side of stuffing. 📬
- Gourd deals await! 💰
- Feast your eyes on savings. 💵
- Fall into flavor with our festive line. 🍁
- You won’t want to leaf these behind. 🍂
- Get basted in style. 🛍️
- Carve out big savings! 🔪
- A slice of thanks with every order. 📦
- Gravy is extra. Our deals? Extra ordinary. 🎉
- Thankful to serve you — 20% off! 🧾
- Stuff your cart, not your inbox. 🛒
- Turkeys can’t fly, but deals can. ✈️
- No fowl prices here. 🦃
- Wobble into savings with us! 🚶
🦃 Thanksgiving Puns That Belong in Email Subject Lines
- Let’s Get Basted – Your Invite Inside! 🎉
- You’ve Been Stuffed With Surprises 🎁
- Gobble Up These Deals 💸
- We’re Thankful for You (And This Sale) 💝
- Gravy Train Has Arrived 🚂
- Pumpkin to Be Thankful For 🎃
- No Turkeys, Just Treats 🍬
- Don’t Miss This Feast! 🍽️
- Give Thanks & Get 25% Off 💰
- Stuffed With Gratitude 🙏
- Yamazing Offers Inside 🧾
- Your Corny Inbox Deserved This 🌽
- Wobble, Gobble, Save 🦃
- A Side of Sass & a Slice of Discount 🧈
🦃 Conclusion: That’s How You Cran Pun a Holiday!
If laughter is the best seasoning, then Thanksgiving puns are the perfect recipe for a memorable holiday.
Whether you’re spicing up your posts, toasting at the table, or crafting unforgettable cards, these fresh, pun packed lines will add warmth, wit, and a whole lot of fall flavor.
Don’t wing it this season — save these puns, spread the cheer, and gobble up the joy with everyone you love.
🍁🦃 Now it’s your turn — drop your favorite pun in the comments or share this post with someone who needs a little extra “thanks” and “giving”! 🥧💌
Lola has a knack for turning serious topics into lighthearted fun. Her playful writing style makes her the go-to for cheeky, flirty puns that always leave readers smiling.